Soon to be a major motion picture release.....My two crazy kids Matthew and Christian take on the role of their lifetime....

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ZOMBIE CHILDREN FROM OUTER SPACE...

My internet is back alive.

I forgot to pay my internet bill. So they turned my shit off for a few days, forcing me to be somewhat productive, and spend more time with my otherwise neglected and caged children and girlfriend. Now that my interwebz has risen from its grave, its back to your cages you go.

Now if I could ever pry myself off of my Xbox 360, I might actually start trying to do something with this blog.

Movies, Music, Unrelated Musings

What the fuck is a Brain-eating Zombie Frankenwolf Monster for Mars? Its my blog stupid. Thats all, just a name I made up because "Brain-eating Tattooed Arachnoid Zombie Frankenwolfmummy Serial Killing Monster Cannibals from the Planet Mars" was too long to fit into the title.

I have about 75 horror movies, both old and new, timeless classics, and troma-tic cheesecore disasterpieces that I own, and have never watched or some I have never even unwrapped. You, misread that. I have 75 horror movies that I have not watched. I've got about 300 fucking million more that I own, that I have seen.

I wanna do something that nobody before me has ever done. Nobody except for the millions of people who actually have done it...nevermind about that first statement. Imma watch movies, and Imma fucking blog about it.

That's what this blog is about. If I hear some awesome ass psychobillyhorrorcoredeathpunkshockrockdeathmetal or some shit, I may post a blog about that too. Or if I read something fantasticly fiendish somewhere (which is highly unlikely, due to the fact that I am an illiterate fucking zombie), I might unload that here too.

I'm really actually going to try to keep up with this blog, and I'm really going to try to keep it on topic, so stay tuned. If I ever make it past the 75 unwatched DVD's on my shelf, there will surely be more to come.